Condoleezza and the Chocolate Factory

You know, the qualities of a good prostitute have always been to have excellent social graces and multiple talents. Sadly, no matter what Ms. Rice's level of intelligence, her mouth is permanently glued to a portion of the President's anatomy and she will always exhale the company line. Too bad for her, and dangerous for us. Barbara Boxer was extremely professional and cuttingly well controlled in challenging Condi's parroting company lines. My comment to some of the President's supporters in my community centered on Ms Rice's skin color reflecting not so much a noble ethnic heritage, but the debris clinging to her from her juxtaposition to the President.

Now, the question is whether Ms. Rice has the other attribute of a good prostitute; the ability to play her customer with such skill, he doesn't know he's being had. I'm afraid she needs more training in this regard, or maybe her personal agenda is being met by being near the PowerPoint button.

Don't you just detest those PowerPoint slide shows by now? Same old, same old format and lines. I think the President must have over rehearsed his Inauguration speech. Who could possibly build something that repetitively boring around two such powerful words: Liberty, and Freedom? Only PowerPoint, poorly delivered, could make banal two concepts that reflect so much struggle and passion?

And another thing...how could the President, his wife and children NOT know the sign for satan that they so liberally and gleefully demontrated thinking they were signaling support for the Texas Longhorns? Either they haven't paid attention in Discerning Witches and Satans church classes, or maybe.....? Hmmm..now that's an intriguing thought isn't it? Anyone up for making a PowerPoint presentation about GWB and his family being secret members of a satanic cult whose mysteries are hidden in the Texas Longhorns' locker rooms?