George, You've Been Fired...Vacate Your Office Now!
Well, George, we've been meeting here for therapy sessions for some years now and, frankly, I don't see any investment on your part toward getting a grip on reality. Your employers, the American citizens, have sent me copies of notices to you that your position has become untenable....and they have fired you several times. I need for you to understand this clearly on the behalf of public safety.
So, let me be clear. George Bush, you have been fired!
You must vacate your office and relocate your household goods and family immediately. The White House Staff all have signed up along with most members of Congress and several thousand citizen volunteers to help in the move. The trucks are already lined up and waiting.
Aah, I can see from your uncomprehending gaze that this information is not reaching you and that, as usual, the executive areas of your brain are at a standstill. So, here's what is going to happen. Because of the thousands of innocent people who have died at your order and because you are suffering from a severe mental illness, you are going with these police officers to a facility for the mentally ill. Your entire personal law firm represented you at the commitment hearing on Friday, May 4, 2007 and, in the face of compelling evidence of your illness and dangerousness to others, a Federal judge (one of those you did not fire) signed the order of commitment. We do not want the same mistake repeated again as happened recently in Virginia. Since you have already caused harm to thousands through the delusions of your reality, there is no possibility of a community commitment.
I think you will find your accommodations comfortable, and, hopefully, within 6 months or so you will be well enough to be released home to the Texas ranch. However, as you know, having been committed you will never again be allowed to possess a firearm or have access to weapons of destruction either directly or through agents at your direction. Sorry, but this is how it has to be. The gentlemen who have just entered the office will escort you to the hospital. You will also be informed that, once you have regained sufficient mental stability, any legal proceedings against you for criminal acts will be brought forward. Being mentally ill does not absolve you of accountability for any criminal acts.